Blind Faith - Neoclassical Gay Saint iPhone Case
Description
He’s not just a martyr—he’s a vision in silk divinity, canonized by contour. Draped in cream like buttered sunlight and blindfolded with the drama of a runway crucifixion, this gay saint arrives mid-ascension, caught between ecstasy and execution. His parted lips bless the gaze. His boyish jaw invites it.
This isn’t your grandmother’s Neoclassicism. It’s homoerotic martyrdom with a filter of sacred camp and a pulse of queer religious symbolism. The folds of his robe flirt with toga and bondage; the blindfold isn’t about purity—it’s about performance. Eyes closed, but everything else watching.
Framed in painterly chiaroscuro and bathed in liturgical softness, this neoclassical gay saint iPhone case canonizes your device in LGBTQ+ saint imagery. The case becomes an altar: slim, protective, and sinful in all the right ways.
Carry a queer relic in your palm. This isn’t just gay male portrait art. It’s rapture, reimagined—for the faithful, the fallen, and the flamboyantly devout.
About the Cases
Gloss finish for a lustrous statement.
Matte finish for timeless refinement.
Precise fit tailored to your device model.
Seamless access to all ports/buttons.
Wraparound art won't fade, crack or peel.
Raised rim keeps your screen/camera safe.
Snap on/off with ease — in time for your heartbeat’s call.
Non-toxic: REACH, RoHS, and TÜV Rheinland certified.
Bluetooth & MagSafe compatible. MagSafe ring not included.
About the Artist
The Timeless Sale
The Timeless Sale — always in style
Buy any 2 for 10% off
2 x phone cases? 10% off.
Discount code: TIMELESSCASES
2 x art prints? 10% off.
Discount code: TIMELESSPRINTS
2 x framed canvases? Yep, 10% off.
Discount code: TIMELESSCANVAS
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The fine print, without the fine print
Offer available 24/7, 365 days a year.
Must buy 2 of the same product type in a single purchase.
Can't be combined with other discounts.
No returns / exchanges for discounted treasure.
Delivery & Refunds
Matte vs Gloss
Gloss for a lustrous statement. Matte for timeless, velvety refinement. Printed with rich, vibrant colors & a touch of magic.
Art Sealed In
Vivid, permanent, full-coverage print infused with a sublimation dye process. For a finish that feels as seamless as it looks.
All Gems, No Junk
REACH, RoHS and TÜV Rheinland certified. Meaning your new treasure contains no harmful chemicals or hazardous substances.
