★★★★★ "Looked lovely online but even better in person." — Orrin
★★★★★ "Arrived promptly and great quality." — Anthony
★★★★★ "Beautiful piece! Wrapped with true concern and love." — Steven
★★★★★ "So pleased — I only ordered last week." — Peter
★★★★★ "I cannot say enough on how happy I am." — Jose
★★★★★ "Thank you for being there every step of the way, Toby!" — Malavika
★★★★★ "Looked lovely online but even better in person." — Orrin
★★★★★ "Arrived promptly and great quality." — Anthony
★★★★★ "Beautiful piece! Wrapped with true concern and love." — Steven
★★★★★ "So pleased — I only ordered last week." — Peter
★★★★★ "I cannot say enough on how happy I am." — Jose
★★★★★ "Thank you for being there every step of the way, Toby!" — Malavika
★★★★★ "Looked lovely online but even better in person." — Orrin
★★★★★ "Arrived promptly and great quality." — Anthony
★★★★★ "Beautiful piece! Wrapped with true concern and love." — Steven
★★★★★ "So pleased — I only ordered last week." — Peter
★★★★★ "I cannot say enough on how happy I am." — Jose
★★★★★ "Thank you for being there every step of the way, Toby!" — Malavika

Swish Pricks - Gay Matador Fashionista Framed Canvas

$120USD
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  • Produced in USA, UK, EU & AUS
  • Printed & shipped in 3-4 days
  • Free shipping to 60+ countries
  • Unsure? 30 day returns

A bull does not question the weight of its own horns. Neither does he. Draped in golden brocade, shoulders thrown back in a posture of conquest, he is both matador and myth—a creature carved from the heat of the arena and the fever of dreams. The fabric of his traje de luces gleams like the last light of dusk, but there is no battle here, no slaughter—only the theater of seduction, the ritual of being seen.

His torso, bare and defiant, rises like a monument to queer sensuality, sculpted not by war but by want. The horns, curling from dark curls, are neither curse nor burden. They are inheritance, transformation—the Minotaur unshackled, the bullfighter unmasked. His half-buttoned vest whispers of old Spanish traditions, yet his gaze, soft-lidded and knowing, fractures them.

Rendered in oil-smooth realism, this giclée print canvas art dissolves the boundary between classicism and surrealism, between the mythology of masculinity and the reality of queer existence. Shadows carve his form with the chiaroscuro drama of a baroque-style portrait, yet his presence is undeniably modern—a queer fashion icon, a myth rewritten. Merging gay surrealism with Spanish bullfighting aesthetics. A centerpiece for those who crave art that disrupts, seduces, and demands to be seen. Hang him high and let history tremble beneath his gilded step.

Artist Biography

🧚‍♂️ Hey, it's Toby here. I created this artwork with the help of AI. But this isn't just any old AI output...

Since 2023, I've generated over 8,500 AI artworks and less than 250 of them are available on my store. The finest selection from these grand experiments, because only the best will do.

And I never (ever) use living artists' names in my prompts. Always referencing artists out of copyright like Kay Nielsen, Botticelli, John Singer Sargent and others. Reimagining the past through a timeless lens that’s only possible because the future is now ✨

Framed Canvas Art

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Float Framed Canvas Art

Make any room a showpiece

• Luscious artist-grade cotton canvas, finely textured for depth and precision.

• Hand-stretched and natural white to capture light/color with striking clarity.

• Printed with non-toxic, water-based pigments that stay vivid for decades.

• Precisely measured floating frame that creates a sleek, gallery-worthy effect.

• Sustainably sourced FSC® certified European knotless pine.

3 distinctive frame colors

Black: Suits every style from bold modernity to gothic opulence.

White: Helps art shine bright in dark rooms to lift your mood.

Natural: Infuses warmth with its rich, honeyed tones.

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Non-toxic Giclee Printing

Giclée Printing

Giclée Printing

Forget 4 color CMYK. Giclée layers up to 12 — alive with deeper shadows, richer highlights and multidimensional contrasts.

A Century of Color

Printed using a pro-lab process that helps art stay bold & breathtaking for up to 100 yr with non-toxic, archival-grade inks.

Water-based Inks

Neo pigment, water-based inks that are 100% non-hazardous and toxin-free. Meeting the strictest industry standards as defined by Oeko-Tex 100 safety applications, Residues Standard List (RSL) and the American Association of Textile Chemists and Colorists.

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Print on Demand

Your new treasure gets produced after you purchase at print labs across the USA, UK, EU & AUS. Significantly minimising landfill waste by only making things people actually want.

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I work with Prodigi to create all the products on my store. Their international network of print labs ensure your new treasure's made as close to you as possible. Reducing delivery times and carbon emissions from the print lab to your front door.

All Prodigi's print lab partners around the world adhere to anti child labour and anti forced labour regulations. Providing safe and generous working environments for all staff.

The print labs also provide traceability for core raw materials from suppliers. And those suppliers are screened for compliance with fair labor and sustainability standards.

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Free shipping worldwide to 60+ countries — see if we ship to you.

Delivery Times

USA: 4-9 days • Canada: 5-12 days • UK: 4-9 days • Europe: 5-10 days • Australia: 4-9 days • New Zealand: 5-12 days • Rest of the world: 3-4 weeks

Delivery times include: production, quality assurance & thoughtful packaging + shipping. More on orders & shipping.

Every package tracked: watch your treasure move from A to B to You.

Sent carbon neutral at no extra charge.

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Product Returns

30 Day Returns

1. You're welcome to open a return / exchange request within 30 days of your order's delivery. All items for return must be delivered back in their original condition, with their original packaging included.

2. No guarantees your return will be approved if you send items back to before the approval of your return request.

3. No returns, refunds or exchanges on discounted or sale items.

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Only the Best Will Do

Artist-grade cotton with finely grained texture. Capturing every intricate brushstroke and subtle color gradient.

Premium 400gsm canvas

Elegant floating frame

3 chic color choices

Museum-grade giclee printing

FSC® certified wood

Luxe water-based inks

Brand new, just for you

Produced & shipped in 3-4 days

Shipped carbon neutral

3 good deeds in every purchase

Premium 400gsm canvas

Elegant floating frame

3 chic color choices

Museum-grade giclee printing

FSC® certified wood

Luxe water-based inks

Brand new, just for you

Produced & shipped in 3-4 days

Shipped carbon neutral

3 good deeds in every purchase

A Century of Color

Pro-lab printing helps your art stay bold & breathtaking for up to 100 yr with non-toxic, archival-grade inks.

Print lab with multiple workstations where people are engaged in hands-on art print projects
Print lab with multiple workstations where people are engaged in hands-on art print projects

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