Holy Hell - Neoclassical Gay Mythology iPhone Case

This iPhone case is a portal to neoclassical myth reborn—where divine bodies clash in an erotic ballet of power, pain, and transcendence. Two muscular figures, sculpted by shadow and light, lock in a struggle that is both brutal and tender. The chiaroscuro effect amplifies the tension, evoking the mastery of 19th-century Academic painters like Bouguereau. Each brushstroke bleeds intensity—red paint, like war-marked flesh, streaks across their bodies in a visual symphony of violence and devotion.  

Surrounding them, wings burst into motion, celestial messengers caught in the storm of their passion. Fracturing against the darkness, embodying the eternal conflict between mortality and the divine. Is this a sacred duel or a forbidden embrace? The answer dissolves in the thick, painterly abyss—haunting, unresolved, exquisite. 

Perfect for lovers of baroque art, mythological queer aesthetics, and dark classical painting, this phone case transforms your device into an artifact of desire and destruction. A relic of modern mythology, it lingers—like an unfinished prayer, like love stained in blood and roughened by adventure.

Precise fit, seamless style: Fits like a glove with easy access to everything.

Non-toxic art armor: Engineered for shock-absorbency + it's REACH, RoHS, and TÜV Rheinland certified safe.

No faded flashbacks: Water-based pigment inks deliver museum-quality vibrance that won't fade, crack or peel.

Slimline dream: featherlight powerhouse with raised rim to keep your screen and camera safe from life's rough edges.

Matches your mood: Snaps on/off with ease — in time for your heartbeat’s call.

Bluetooth & MagSafe compatible: No wires? No problem — recharge wherever you are. MagSafe ring not included.

Cost

Orders over $50 USD ship free.

Orders under $50 USD cost between $5-10 USD to ship depending on which part of the world you're ordering from.

Delivery Times

Production:

The average time it takes to produce the treasures you find here is 2-4 days.

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Average shipping times:

USA: 2-5 days • Canada: 3-8 days • UK: 2-5 days • Europe: 3-6 days • Australia: 2-5 days • New Zealand: 3-8 days • Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

Please check the orders and shipping page for more specifics.

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Returns and Refunds

1. You're welcome to open a return / exchange request within 30 days of your order's delivery.

2. All items for return must be delivered back in their original condition, with their original packaging included.

3. No guarantees your return will be approved if you send items back before the approval of your return request

4. No returns, refunds or exchanges on discounted or sale items.

5. Return shipping costs are only covered in the rare cases that items arrive faulty, incorrect or damaged.

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