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Adam in Paradise - Kristian Zahrtmann Framed Canvas


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Description

Kristian Zahrtmann’s homoerotic Eden is no theological prelude. It’s a Danish fever dream of Nordic flesh and Florentine botany, where the biblical becomes botanical kink.

Adam is no penitent. He lounges, cocked at the hip, eyes forward like a sculptural Narcissus who’s learned to want without shame, guilt or limits. Veins climb his thigh like ancient ivy drunk on Dionysian nectar. While the serpent—slick, sentient, phallic—rises not to tempt, but to witness.

The fig leaves don’t hide either. They flirt. Behind him: a chromatic jungle of tropical indulgence, an orgy of petals and overripe fruits. Agapanthus, loquat, pink ginger, all clustered like libidinal punctuation.

This isn’t paradise lost. It’s paradise erect. Ripe, watchful, myth-drunk and painted in oil like a wet dream filtered through fin-de-siècle Copenhagen. Symbolism slinking through every chlorophyll pulse.

About the Canvas

Make any room a showpiece

• Luscious artist-grade cotton canvas, finely textured for depth and precision.

• Hand-stretched and natural white to capture light/color with striking clarity.

• Printed with non-toxic, water-based pigments that stay vivid for decades.

• Precisely measured floating frame that creates a sleek, gallery-worthy effect.

• Sustainably sourced FSC® certified European knotless pine.

3 distinctive frame colors

Black: Suits every style from bold modernity to gothic opulence.

White: Helps art shine bright in dark rooms to lift your mood.

Natural: Infuses warmth with its rich, honeyed tones.

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About the Artist

Kristian Zahrtmann—painter of pagan opulence and homoerotic insurgency—unleashed Danish art from Lutheran frost into Mediterranean excess. Trained at the Royal Danish Academy yet possessed by Caravaggio’s shadow and Pompeii’s palette, he rendered queer masculinity not as subject but oracle.

His canvases—suffused with Florentine blood, Greco-Roman ruin, and orientalist heat—defied Nordic austerity with Venetian chroma and operatic lust.

Founder of Kunstnernes Studieskole, Zahrtmann’s pedagogy birthed visual heretics. His mytho-historical tableaux—Socrates nude, Leonora Christina defiant—staged history as erotic theater.

A chromatic provocateur, he painted male nudes with oils like libation: thick, carnal, exilic. Zahrtmann remains Denmark’s clandestine colorist—devotional, decadent, defiantly queer.

The Timeless Sale

The Timeless Sale — always in style

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2 x framed canvases? Yep, 10% off.

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Offer available 24/7, 365 days a year.

Must buy 2 of the same product type in a single purchase.

Can't be combined with other discounts.

No returns / exchanges for discounted treasure.

Delivery & Refunds

Cost

Free shipping to USA, CA, UK, EU, AUS & NZ

Rest of the world: Free shipping for orders over $100

Delivery Times

USA: 4-9 days • Canada: 5-12 days • UK: 4-9 days • Europe: 5-10 days • Australia: 4-9 days • New Zealand: 5-12 days • Rest of the world: 3-4 weeks

Why the Wait?

Delivery times include production, quality assurance & thoughtful packaging + shipping from A to B to You. More details on orders and shipping

Every package tracked so you can watch your treasure move from A to B to You.

Sent carbon neutral at no extra charge. For peace of mind your money's being kind.

Returns and Refunds

Returns and exchanges accepted within 30 days of delivery. More details on returns and refunds

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Only the Best Will Do

Artist-grade cotton with lush, finely grained texture. Engineered to capture every intricate brushstroke and subtle gradient.

Giclée Printing

Forget 4 color CMYK. Giclée layers up to 12 — alive with deeper shadows, richer highlights and multidimensional contrasts.

A Century of Color

Printed using a pro-lab process that helps art stay bold & breathtaking for up to 100 yr with non-toxic, archival-grade inks.

Happy Customers
"Thank you for being there every step of the way, Toby! The canvas brings such a richness to my whole set up."
— Malavika / Mehdi the Astronaut
"Thoroughly pleased! Just gorgeous! Colors are vibrant and stunning and the subject a work of art as well."
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"Love my framed canvas. Arrived promptly and great quality."
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"I cannot say enough on how happy I am — exquisite. I feel really special owning a piece of your art."
— Jose / Estephan the Gay Cowboy
"Looked lovely online but even better in person. It’s 10s across the board from me!"
— Orrin / Jacy the Gay Cowboy