Bacchus - Caravaggio Baroque God iPhone Case

He gazes out—not as god, but as boy becoming god, propelled by velvet hedonism and booze soaked invitation. This isn’t just Caravaggio’s Bacchus—it’s his wink in a wine glass, a boy-actor draped in Italian Renaissance painting like a stage curtain, holding court in a still life of blush and ripening ache. His robe falls (accidentally, on purpose). His goblet hovers—a dare, a seduction. Is it devotion or roleplay? Is he offering the drink... or himself?

This Baroque god doesn't thunder or smite—he smolders. He preens. He flirts with homoerotic classical art tradition while flaunting the artifice: wine-stained lips, bruised fruit, the casual clutch of grapes like a prop that knows it's being watched. The god of wine is young, louche, staged in his myth, and loving every minute of it.

A phone case for those who see the divine in the decadent and the Caravaggio queer art canon not as subtext, but spotlight. For those who know that mythology isn't about truth—it's about performance. And here, he performs you right back.

Precise fit, seamless style, easy access to everything.

Non-toxic art armor engineered for shock-absorbency + REACH, RoHS, and TÜV Rheinland certified safe.

Printed with rich pigment inks that won't fade, crack or peel.

Slimline with raised rim to keep your screen/camera safe.

Snaps on/off with ease — in time for your heartbeat’s call.

Bluetooth & MagSafe compatible. MagSafe ring not included.

Cost

Orders over $50 USD ship free.

Orders under $50 USD cost between $5-10 USD to ship depending on which part of the world you're ordering from.

Delivery Times

Production:

The average time it takes to produce the treasures you find here is 2-4 days.

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Average shipping times:

USA: 2-5 days • Canada: 3-8 days • UK: 2-5 days • Europe: 3-6 days • Australia: 2-5 days • New Zealand: 3-8 days • Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

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