Bacchus - Caravaggio Baroque God iPhone Case

He gazes out—not as god, but as boy becoming god, propelled by velvet hedonism and booze soaked invitation. This isn’t just Caravaggio’s Bacchus—it’s his wink in a wine glass, a boy-actor draped in Italian Renaissance painting like a stage curtain, holding court in a still life of blush and ripening ache. His robe falls (accidentally, on purpose). His goblet hovers—a dare, a seduction. Is it devotion or roleplay? Is he offering the drink... or himself?

This Baroque god doesn't thunder or smite—he smolders. He preens. He flirts with homoerotic classical art tradition while flaunting the artifice: wine-stained lips, bruised fruit, the casual clutch of grapes like a prop that knows it's being watched. The god of wine is young, louche, staged in his myth, and loving every minute of it.

A phone case for those who see the divine in the decadent and the Caravaggio queer art canon not as subtext, but spotlight. For those who know that mythology isn't about truth—it's about performance. And here, he performs you right back.

Gloss finish for a lustrous statement.

Matte finish for timeless refinement.

Precise fit tailored to your device model.

Seamless access to all ports/buttons.

Wraparound art won't fade, crack or peel.

Raised rim keeps your screen/camera safe.

Snap on/off with ease — in time for your heartbeat’s call.

Non-toxic: REACH, RoHS, and TÜV Rheinland certified.

Bluetooth & MagSafe compatible. MagSafe ring not included.

The Timeless Sale — always in style

Buy any 2 for 10% off

2 x phone cases? 10% off.

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2 x art prints? 10% off.

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2 x framed canvases? Yep, 10% off.

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