Gutter Dandy - Punk Gothic Smoking Skeleton Art Print
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Gutter Dandy tips his chin at the ceiling and lets the cigarette do the talking. Just watch the anatomy lesson misbehave. Half his face has already clocked out. The cheek has gone to bone-ivory, teeth showing. One rose-madder nostril still flares over the lit ember. Eyelid drooping with the smugness of someone who got home at dawn but needs no sleep.
Beau Brummell threw brocade out of menswear around 1800. This lowbrow heir's fished it back out of the gutter. Tarnished-gilt embroidery crusts one shoulder in impasto clots, and a spiked collar buckles the spot where a pulse used to live. Each cervical vertebra climbs his shell-pink nape like a row of cufflinks. Below, the rib cage opens like a cellar door.
Baroque tenebrism swallows the room behind him in lampblack. Dutch Golden Age painters set clay pipes beside skulls so merchants could taste their own expiry over breakfast. Here their vanitas still life climbs off the table in an olive-drab cap and goes looking for a boy.
This punk gothic smoking skeleton art print turns memento mori into a pickup line. Let's die together, he says, before asking for a light.
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1. Vertical
Use the sawtooth hanger at the top middle on the back of the frame and hang it on a single screw or nail.
2. Horizontal
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Screw a D-ring onto the back of the frame on the left and right, both at the same height. A ruler helps here. Then put two screws in the wall where you want your canvas, level with each other and spaced the same distance apart as the D-rings. A spirit level makes this easier. Finally, hook the D-rings onto the screws.
2. Straight onto screws
Keep it simple: put two screws in the wall at the same height and rest the inner lip at the top of the back of the frame on them.
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