Bullseye - Neo-Baroque Gay Military Phone Case
About the Phone Case
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• Gloss for a lustrous statement
• Matte for velvety refinement
Reasons to Love Them
• Dual layer case offers extra protection for the accident prone — durable shatterproof outer layer, tight silicone inner layer for shock absorption
• HP print quality and finish
• Open access to ports/buttons
• Raised rim guards screen/camera
• Snaps on/off with ease
• Sublimated printing means the artwork on your case won't fade, crack or peel
• Certified non-toxic by REACH, RoHS and TÜV Rheinland
Production
• Printed locally in USA, UK, EU & AUS
• Made-to-order in 2-3 days on average
6 Month Warranty
Your new treasure comes with a 6 month warranty, protecting against any defects and faults that can be traced to its production. Meaning if your treasure develops a fault or defect due to its components or construction, you’ll get a replacement sent out free of charge — no surprise extras, no runaround.
About the Artwork
This isn’t a phone case. It’s a ballistics tableau. A portable theater of baroque precision gone poetic. The kind of object that doesn’t protect your device—it conscripts it.
Saint Sebastian was a saint. Bullseye is a tactic. Not martyrdom—maneuver. An 18th-century illusionist who turned military drag into semiotic sabotage. The arrows do not pierce flesh. They interrupt narrative. They pin expectations like butterflies under plexiglass.
His uniform? Oxidized mint—too ceremonial to serve, too tailored to run. Gilded buttons positioned like trapdoors for secrets that only open under pressure. The collar whispers Versailles, but the gaze—blindfolded in ochre—whispers something else: I dare you to look again, and still not see me.
He's never tied down. Each spear is composed like threads of punctuation through a manifesto. None of them wound. All instruct. Conductors directing the tension of a queer symphony, scored in surveillance and powdered wigs.
He exists mid-pose, mid-century, mid-deflection. A still-life stitched from performance theory and powdered bloodlines. Put your phone inside and watch your calls reroute to Versailles’ back corridors via the Wild West's endless horizon. Your camera redirected to record velvet warrants signed in rococo ink.
Bullseye isn’t ornament. He's operatic warfare. And your phone just enlisted in an aesthetic insurgency.
Origin Story
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1. Free Shipping
Free shipping to Continental USA, Canada, UK, EU, AUS, NZ & more: see full list here.
2. Produced on Demand
Printed after you purchase at print labs across the USA, UK, EU & AUS. Produced, quality checked, packed with care and handed to trusted shipping carriers within 72-96 hours on average.
3. Production + Shipping =
USA: 4-9 days • Canada: 5-12 days • UK: 4-9 days • EU: 5-10 days • AUS: 4-9 days • NZ: 5-12 days • Rest of the world: 3-4 weeks
4. Shipped with Love
Packed securely for bumpy journeys. Every package tracked from A to B to You. Sent carbon neutral at no extra charge. Peace of mind your money's being kind.
30 Day Returns
You're welcome to open a return / exchange request within 30 days of your order's delivery. All items for return must be delivered back in their original condition, with their original packaging included. No returns, refunds or exchanges on discounted or sale items.
Read the step-by-step returns process.
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Art armor
A fortress disguised as art. Outer layer made from specialist impact-resistant plastic, which is extremely strong and lightweight. Black silicone inner layer gives additional shock absorption.
Tailored to Your Device
Easy access to buttons and clear, open ports for connectivity. Plus a raised rim guard for your screen & camera.
