Bullseye - Neo-Baroque Gay Military Phone Case
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About this treasure
iPhone Case Details
• Gloss for a lustrous statement
• Matte for velvety refinement
• Dual layer case offers extra protection for the accident prone — durable shatterproof outer layer, tight silicone inner layer for shock absorption
• Exceptional print quality and finish
• Open access to ports/buttons
• Raised rim guards screen/camera
• Snaps on/off with ease
• Art won't fade, crack or peel
• Bluetooth/MagSafe compatible
• REACH, RoHS and TÜV Rheinland certified safe
Artwork Description
This isn’t a phone case. It’s a ballistics tableau. A portable theater of baroque precision gone poetic. The kind of object that doesn’t protect your device—it conscripts it.
Saint Sebastian was a saint. Bullseye is a tactic. Not martyrdom—maneuver. An 18th-century illusionist who turned military drag into semiotic sabotage. The arrows do not pierce flesh. They interrupt narrative. They pin expectations like butterflies under plexiglass.
His uniform? Oxidized mint—too ceremonial to serve, too tailored to run. Gilded buttons positioned like trapdoors for secrets that only open under pressure. The collar whispers Versailles, but the gaze—blindfolded in ochre—whispers something else: I dare you to look again, and still not see me.
He's never tied down. Each spear is composed like threads of punctuation through a manifesto. None of them wound. All instruct. Conductors directing the tension of a queer symphony, scored in surveillance and powdered wigs.
He exists mid-pose, mid-century, mid-deflection. A still-life stitched from performance theory and powdered bloodlines. Put your phone inside and watch your calls reroute to Versailles’ back corridors via the Wild West's endless horizon. Your camera redirected to record velvet warrants signed in rococo ink.
Bullseye isn’t ornament. He's operatic warfare. And your phone just enlisted in an aesthetic insurgency.
Artist Biography
Produced on Demand
Your new treasure gets produced after you purchase at print labs across the USA, UK, EU & AUS. Significantly minimising landfill waste by only making things people actually want.
Average Production Time
After you purchase, expect your new treasure to be produced, quality checked, packed with care and handed over to trusted shipping carriers within 72-96 hours on average.
Powered by Prodigi
I work with Prodigi to create all the products on my store. Their international network of print labs:
1. Ensure your new treasure's made as close to you as possible. Reducing delivery times and carbon emissions from the print lab to your front door.
2. Adhere to anti child labour and anti forced labour regulations. Providing safe and generous working environments for all staff.
3. Provide traceability for core raw materials from suppliers.
4. Screen suppliers for compliance with fair labor and sustainability standards.
Cost
Free shipping to USA, Canada, UK, EU, Australia, New Zealand & more: see full list here.
Production + Delivery =
USA: 4-9 days • Canada: 5-12 days • UK: 4-9 days • Europe: 5-10 days • Australia: 4-9 days • NZ: 5-12 days • Rest of the world: 3-4 weeks
Every package tracked from A to B to You.
Sent carbon neutral at no extra charge.
Peace of mind your money's being kind.
30 Day Returns
1. You're welcome to open a return / exchange request within 30 days of your order's delivery. All items for return must be delivered back in their original condition, with their original packaging included.
2. No guarantees your return will be approved if you send items back before the approval of your return request.
3. No returns, refunds or exchanges on discounted or sale items.
Read the step-by-step returns process.
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Matte vs Gloss
Gloss for a lustrous statement. Matte for timeless refinement. Printed with rich, vibrant colors & a touch of magic.
Ultra tough art armor
Outer layer made from specialist impact-resistant plastic (polycarbonate) which is extremely strong and lightweight. Black silicone inner layer (polyurethane) gives additional shock absorption.
