Bullseye - Neo-Baroque Gay Military Phone Case
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About This Artwork
This isn’t a phone case. It’s a ballistics tableau. A portable theater of baroque precision gone poetic. The kind of object that doesn’t protect your device—it conscripts it.
Saint Sebastian was a saint. Bullseye is a tactic. Not martyrdom—maneuver. An 18th-century illusionist who turned military drag into semiotic sabotage. The arrows do not pierce flesh. They interrupt narrative. They pin expectations like butterflies under plexiglass.
His uniform? Oxidized mint—too ceremonial to serve, too tailored to run. Gilded buttons positioned like trapdoors for secrets that only open under pressure. The collar whispers Versailles, but the gaze—blindfolded in ochre—whispers something else: I dare you to look again, and still not see me.
He's never tied down. Each spear is composed like threads of punctuation through a manifesto. None of them wound. All instruct. Conductors directing the tension of a queer symphony, scored in surveillance and powdered wigs.
He exists mid-pose, mid-century, mid-deflection. A still-life stitched from performance theory and powdered bloodlines. Put your phone inside and watch your calls reroute to Versailles’ back corridors via the Wild West's endless horizon. Your camera redirected to record velvet warrants signed in rococo ink.
Bullseye isn’t ornament. He's operatic warfare. And your phone just enlisted in an aesthetic insurgency.
Origin Story
Produced on Demand
Produced after you purchase at print labs across the US, UK, EU & AUS. Significantly minimising landfill waste by only making things people actually want.
Production Time
Produced, quality checked, packed with care and handed to trusted shipping carriers within 72-96 hours on average.
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1. Ensure your new treasure's made as close to you as possible.
2. Adhere to anti child labour and anti forced labour regulations.
3. Provide traceability for core raw materials from suppliers.
4. Screen suppliers for compliance with fair labor and sustainability standards.
Cost
Free shipping to Continental United States, Canada, UK, EU, Australia, New Zealand & more: see full list here.
Production + Delivery =
US: 4-9 days • Canada: 5-12 days • UK: 4-9 days • EU: 5-10 days • AUS: 4-9 days • NZ: 5-12 days • Rest of the world: 3-4 weeks
Every package tracked from A to B to You.
Sent carbon neutral at no extra charge.
Peace of mind your money's being kind.
30 Day Returns
1. You're welcome to open a return / exchange request within 30 days of your order's delivery. All items for return must be delivered back in their original condition, with their original packaging included.
2. No guarantees your return will be approved if you send items back before the approval of your return request.
3. No returns, refunds or exchanges on discounted or sale items.
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For a life lived fast in pursuit of beauty
Every iPhone/Samsung case you find here is a fortress disguised as art. Built for battle and designed for resilience. With an extremely strong but lightweight outer shell and black silicone inner that grips your phone tight for extra shock absorption.
Model specific iPhone/Samsung cases offer a precise, sculpted fit tailored to your device. Easy access to buttons and clear, open ports for connectivity. Plus a raised rim guard for your screen/camera.
All the treasure you find on my store can be printed at labs across the USA, UK, EU & AUS. An international network that ensures your new treasure gets produced as close to you as possible.
Matte vs Gloss
Gloss for a lustrous statement. Matte for timeless refinement. Printed with rich, vibrant colors & a touch of magic.
Art armor
Outer layer made from specialist impact-resistant plastic (polycarbonate) which is extremely strong and lightweight. Black silicone inner layer (polyurethane) gives additional shock absorption.
