Every shower is a small bathhouse with the lights left on. Bathhouse art is older than the towel rail. Charles Demuth kept his steam-room watercolors out of polite company, homoerotic and gloriously unrepentant, and each Turkish bath painting reads like a diary entry he forgot to burn. Marsden Hartley gave a Finnish-Yankee Sauna the heat of a confession. Thomas Eakins painted himself into his own Swimming Hole. Eugène Jansson made the Naval Bath House in Stockholm look like Olympus with a cold-water tap.

The male bathers painting habit never went out of fashion. It moved indoors. Nude swimmers, wet shoulders, a towel slung low, a nape catching light through frosted glass, and my own pieces leaning against the old masters on the tiles. Call it queer bathroom art or gay bathroom decor. Guests will tell you it's the reason they took forty minutes to wash their hands. It hangs above a clawfoot tub as easily as in a pokey ensuite, and it makes the usual men’s bathroom wall art look like a sad sticker on the cistern. Lock the door. The mirror’s already fogging, and somebody in the next room is pretending not to wonder.

Any treasure you find here can be shipped to:

North America

Canada, Mexico, Continental United States

South America

Argentina, Brazil

Europe

Albania, Andorra, Austria, Belgium, Bosnia & Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Czechia, Denmark, Estonia, Faroe Islands, Finland, France, Germany, Gibraltar, Greece, Greenland, Guernsey, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Isle of Man, Italy, Jersey, Kosovo, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Monaco, Montenegro, Netherlands, North Macedonia, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Russia, San Marino, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, United Kingdom, Vatican City

Middle East & Asia

China, Hong Kong, India, Indonesia, Israel, Japan, Lebanon, Malaysia, Philippines, Singapore, South Korea, Taiwan, Thailand, Türkiye, United Arab Emirates, Vietnam

Africa

South Africa

Oceania

Australia, New Zealand

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Orders to the rest of the world coming as soon as I can!

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USA: 4-9 days • Canada: 5-12 days • UK: 4-9 days • Europe: 5-10 days • Australia: 4-9 days • New Zealand: 5-12 days • Rest of the world: 3-4 weeks

Why the wait? Every treasure you find here is produced after you purchase. So the delivery times include production, quality assurance, thoughtful packaging and shipping. More details on orders and shipping

Every package tracked so you can watch your treasure move from A to B to You.

Sent carbon neutral at no extra charge. Helping you gain peace of mind your money's being kind.

1. Open Request

You're welcome to open a return / exchange request within 30 days of your order's delivery. All items for return must be delivered back in their original condition, with their original packaging included. Note: original shipping costs will not be refunded unless item arrives incorrect, damaged or faulty.

2. Wait For Approval

Expect a reply within 24-48hr

Once your return's approved, you'll receive the return address, so you can mail items back with confidence. Please wait for approval before mailing anything, to avoid confusion and disappointment.

3. Return Items

Return shipping: You pay for return shipping fees unless you received faulty / incorrect items or they get damaged in transit.

Tracking: Please send your items back with tracking. No refunds can be given for items that aren't received.

On sale: No returns or exchanges for discounted / on sale items unless they arrived damaged or faulty.

Payment method: After your return's approved, you'll be refunded via your original payment method.

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Learn more about my step-by-step returns process.