Little Green Man - Silver Bullet Succulent Tote bag

$24USD $30

1 review

Made new for you in 2-4 days

Produced in USA and EU

Change of heart? 30 day returns


Description

Drape Herman Saftleven's horticultural prowess over your shoulder with this "Little Green Man" tote bag. The 17th-century Dutch master's succulent study adorns this canvas carrier, transforming mundane errands into mobile exhibitions of Baroque botanical brilliance.

Saftleven's watercolor wizardry captures every juicy leaf and sun-dappled curve, a testament to Golden Age precision and scientific curiosity. The ivory backdrop echoes period still-life aesthetics, while ebony straps add contemporary flair. This isn't just a bag; it's a time machine to an era when exotic plants were both scientific marvels and artistic obsessions.

Tote your groceries like a Renaissance botanist on a specimen-gathering expedition. The juxtaposition of Saftleven's meticulous brush strokes against sturdy canvas mirrors the succulent's own paradox – delicate beauty meets rugged endurance.

From farmer's markets to art galleries, this eco-chic carryall sparks conversations about horticultural history, Dutch masters, and sustainable style. Let this functional artwork be your daily portal to a world where art, nature, and practicality collide in sublime harmony.

Information

• Produced in: USA and the EU

• Size: 15″ × 15″ (38.1 × 38.1 cm)

• Handles: 11.8″ (30 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)

• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)

• Max weight: 33lbs (15 kg)

• Bag: 100% spun polyester—a durable weave fabric that feels as soft as cotton, but is wrinkle resistant, allergen free, and can be machine washed to your heart's content

• Handles: 100% natural cotton bull denim

• Inks: Mimiaki water-based pigment inks are eco-friendly, CPSIA compliant and Oeko-Tex™ certified. That means they're safe for kids and reduce environmental waste. Bonus: they have a high washing colorfast AATCC rating of 4.

Shipping & Delivery

Cost

Orders over $50 USD ship free.

Orders under $50 USD cost between $5-10 USD to ship depending on which part of the world you're ordering from.

Delivery Times

Production:

The average time it takes to produce the treasures you find here is 2-4 days.

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Average shipping times:

USA: 2-5 days • Canada: 3-8 days • UK: 2-5 days • Europe: 3-6 days • Australia: 2-5 days • New Zealand: 3-8 days • Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

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Please check the orders and shipping page for more specifics.

Returns & Refunds

Returns and Refunds

1. You're welcome to open a return / exchange request within 30 days of your order's delivery. All items for return must be delivered back in their original condition, with their original packaging included.

2. No guarantees your return will be approved if you send items back before the approval of your return request

3. No returns, refunds or exchanges on discounted or sale items.

4. Return shipping costs are only covered in the rare cases that items arrive faulty, incorrect or damaged.

More details on returns and refunds

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Happy Customers
"No ordinary tote. This guy's sturdy. My go-to for groceries, gym, even the beach. Big thumbs up!"
— Farida on the Heartichoke Tote
"I was supposed to give this to my Mum as a present. I didn't! I liked it too much."
— Anna on the Little Green Man Tote
Lovely unique bag bought for son’s girlfriend. She loved it. Excellent delivery even though country in lockdown."
— Patricia on the Divine Order Tote
"Strong and beautiful. Easy to carry. Colours are great. Came out as new when I washed it."
— Máire on the Oh So Succulent Tote
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Ethically Made in USA & EU

Brand New, Just For You

Your new tote will be produced after you order. It's called print on demand: minimizing landfill, water & energy use by only producing things people actually want.

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Ethically Made in USA & EU

Eco-inks

Mimaki water-based inks are eco-friendly, CPSIA compliant and Oeko-Tex™ certified, one of the world’s leading labels for textile safety.

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Ethically Made in USA & EU

Fair Squared²

The production house where your tote gets made uses renewable energy wherever possible. And everyone in the supply chain complies with all laws to prohibit slavery and human trafficking.

Ethically Made in USA & EU

Brand New, Just For You

Your new tote will be produced after you order. It's called print on demand: minimizing landfill, water & energy use by only producing things people actually want.

Eco-inks

Mimaki water-based inks are eco-friendly, CPSIA compliant and Oeko-Tex™ certified, one of the world’s leading labels for textile safety.

Fair Squared²

The production house where your tote gets made uses renewable energy wherever possible. And everyone in the supply chain complies with all laws to prohibit slavery and human trafficking.