Tumbler - Baroque Surrealism Gay Nobility iPhone Case

A vision of baroque surrealism, caught between decadence and dissolution. A noble figure—draped in flowing, gilded fabric—hovers at the edge of time, neither stepping forward nor retreating. The gay aristocracy of a forgotten century lingers in his embroidered coat, its folds unraveling like history itself. Below, crimson steps bleed into shadow, while behind him, a door stands open—a passage between the past and the unknowable beyond.

This gay surrealist iPhone case captures the essence of queer nobility, where opulence meets the ephemeral. Each detail pulses with tension: the suspended movement, the theatrical flourish, the silent rebellion. Gay baroque aesthetics swirl with dreamlike distortion, a vision of androgynous elegance slipping through the cracks of reality.

For those who live between worlds, who embrace the contradiction of grandeur and decay—this queer aristocratic phone case is a statement. A relic of the past, reimagined for the present. The question lingers: is he falling, or learning to fly?

Precise fit, seamless style: Fits like a glove with easy access to everything.

Non-toxic art armor: Engineered for shock-absorbency + it's REACH, RoHS, and TÜV Rheinland certified safe.

No faded flashbacks: Water-based pigment inks deliver museum-quality vibrance that won't fade, crack or peel.

Slimline dream: featherlight powerhouse with raised rim to keep your screen and camera safe from life's rough edges.

Matches your mood: Snaps on/off with ease — in time for your heartbeat’s call.

Bluetooth & MagSafe compatible: No wires? No problem — recharge wherever you are. MagSafe ring not included.

Cost

Orders over $50 USD ship free.

Orders under $50 USD cost between $5-10 USD to ship depending on which part of the world you're ordering from.

Delivery Times

Production:

The average time it takes to produce the treasures you find here is 2-4 days.

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Average shipping times:

USA: 2-5 days • Canada: 3-8 days • UK: 2-5 days • Europe: 3-6 days • Australia: 2-5 days • New Zealand: 3-8 days • Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

Please check the orders and shipping page for more specifics.

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Returns and Refunds

1. You're welcome to open a return / exchange request within 30 days of your order's delivery.

2. All items for return must be delivered back in their original condition, with their original packaging included.

3. No guarantees your return will be approved if you send items back before the approval of your return request

4. No returns, refunds or exchanges on discounted or sale items.

5. Return shipping costs are only covered in the rare cases that items arrive faulty, incorrect or damaged.

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