Little Green Man - Desert Trail Succulent Shopping Tote
Description
Sling Herman Saftleven's "Little Green Man" over your shoulder and watch heads turn. This tote bag transforms a 17th-century Dutch botanical study into a fashion statement.
Saftleven's succulent, rendered in exquisite watercolor detail, sprawls across the canvas. Every fleshy fold and sun-dappled leaf springs to life, a testament to Golden Age precision. The cream backdrop and mustard straps create a color harmony that would make Johannes Vermeer swoon. You're not just carrying groceries; you're toting a piece of art history.
This bag whispers tales of scientific exploration, Dutch merchant wealth, and the birth of modern botany. It's a conversation starter for farmer's markets, a statement piece for gallery openings, and a daily reminder of nature's quiet resilience.
Tough and style-savvy, this tote marries form and function. Let it be your companion on urban adventures or botanical garden strolls. With this bag, you're not just shopping – you're curating a mobile art exhibition.
Information
Size: 15″ × 15″ (38.1 × 38.1 cm)
Handles: 11.8″ (30 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)
Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
Max weight: 33lbs (15 kg)
Bag: 100% spun polyester—a durable weave fabric that feels as soft as cotton, but is wrinkle resistant, allergen free, and can be machine washed to your heart's content
Handles: 100% natural cotton bull denim
Inks: Mimiaki water-based pigment inks are eco-friendly, CPSIA compliant and Oeko-Tex™ certified. That means they're safe for kids and reduce environmental waste. Bonus: they have a high washing colorfast AATCC rating of 4.
Shipping & Delivery
Cost
Orders over $50 USD ship free.
Orders under $50 USD cost between $5-10 USD to ship depending on which part of the world you're ordering from.
Delivery Times
All the treasure you find here is made brand new, just for you. The average time it takes to produce your new treasure and ship it is 2-4 days.
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Average shipping times for...
USA: 2-5 days
Canada: 3-8 days
UK: 2-5 days
Europe: 3-6 days
Australia: 2-5 days
New Zealand: 3-8 days
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
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Please check the orders and shipping page for more specifics.
Returns & Refunds
Returns and Refunds
1. You're welcome to open a return / exchange request within 30 days of your order's delivery. All items for return must be delivered back in their original condition, with their original packaging included.
2. No guarantees your return will be approved if you send items back before the approval of your return request
3. No returns, refunds or exchanges on discounted or sale items
More details on returns and refunds
Brand New, Just For You
Your new tough tote will be precision cut, printed and sewn with care after you place an order. Made brand new, just for you. It's called print on demand: minimizing landfill, water consumption & energy use by only producing things people actually want.
Fair Squared
The local hero who makes your tote earns a fair wage, paid holidays & healthcare benefits. And everyone in the supply chain is committed to ending slavery and forced labor. Complying with all laws to prohibit slavery and human trafficking.
Eco-inks
Mimaki water-based inks are eco-friendly, CPSIA compliant and Oeko-Tex™ certified, one of the world’s leading labels for textile safety. Proving these totes are free from hazardous chemicals and safe for kids while helping reduce environmental waste.
Recycling Nerds
Your tote's mailer is 70-80% post-consumer recycled (PCR) plastic packaging. Our production house partners with Geocycle and Martex to help manage fabric waste. They also donate damaged / returned totes to local charities.
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Brand New, Just For You
Your new tough tote will be precision cut, printed and sewn with care after you place an order. Made brand new, just for you. It's called print on demand: minimizing landfill, water consumption & energy use by only producing things people actually want.
Fair Squared
The local hero who makes your tote earns a fair wage, paid holidays & healthcare benefits. And everyone in the supply chain is committed to ending slavery and forced labor. Complying with all laws to prohibit slavery and human trafficking.
Eco-inks
Mimaki water-based inks are eco-friendly, CPSIA compliant and Oeko-Tex™ certified, one of the world’s leading labels for textile safety. Proving these totes are free from hazardous chemicals and safe for kids while helping reduce environmental waste.
Recycling Nerds
Your tote's mailer is 70-80% post-consumer recycled (PCR) plastic packaging. Our production house partners with Geocycle and Martex to help manage fabric waste. They also donate damaged / returned totes to local charities.
